guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

image

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

sofapizza:

percymyjackson:

my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and showed us this after he went to the museum…

little known fact: the dinosaurs were excellent drivers.

sofapizza:

percymyjackson:

my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and showed us this after he went to the museum…

little known fact: the dinosaurs were excellent drivers.

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

blastortoise:

Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want

Just thinking of going back to school has already made me stressed

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’