how can lawyers argue without crying
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer