likeateapotinthesky:

thehomosexualunit:

WHAT IF

they’d have all died.

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

alexernst:

so look at you

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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ricekripkes:

ricekripkes:

times people go on my blog:

  • to unfollow me

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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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Sorry, I just remembered that I’m busy for the rest of my life.
me, when someone I don’t like invites me to something (via wow-such-url) ←

wow-such-url:

"Uh…ya..you..um…eat that spaghetti? OH.. but..uh.. don’t spill sauce on ur shirt cause…uh..it would make a mess that I uh… Would have to clean off of you?"
-me sexting

wow-such-url:

when your queue is nearly full and you have to be really selective about what you queue and you’re just like

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry